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Skuff 3: Downright WrongHot House
Director: Steven Scarborough
Reviewed by: J Klink
7/4/2005 comments link

Skuff 3: Downright Wrong opens with just about the creepiest shot I have ever seen in a porno: what looks at first like a skull in a pale green rubber chemical warfare mask, slowly fading in to reveal a man's eyes staring out. Darth Vader heavy breathing on the soundtrack amplifies the effect.

In other words, we know right off the bat this is a Steven Scarborough film of the dark, subterranean variety.

We get more information on the theme as the impressive cast list rolls, showing most of Skuff 3's shirtless, well-known hunks in harnesses, leather caps, or dog collars, many of them with beards or other facial hair we may not be used to seeing. (Jason Ridge is one example, and as boyishly handsome as he looks in his clean-cut incarnation, he is transformed into quite the manly stud when donning a beard. As you can see from the cover — hot!)

Gas masks return to faces in the first segment, with a masked Christoph Scharff brutally forcing kneeling Jason Ridge to suck his thick flopping dick. When Jason begs, "I need water!" he is given some — by a bystander (in the creepy greenish mask from the opening credits, who turns out to be Collin O'Neal) who pours the water into Ridge's mouth from a leather boot. Now Jason is forced to work twice as hard, providing oral service to both O'Neal and Scharff. In true Steven Scarborough fashion, they wear him out, choking and gagging him on their cocks while they make out. Soon Jason is choking on O'Neal's cock while Scharff moves around to his ass, warming it up with his tongue for the fucking that is to come.

After lots of rimming, a chain of fucking takes place with O'Neal as the caboose, Scharff in the middle and Ridge up front. Ridge's cock drips long strands of precum in a particularly hot shot. Then things switch up and Ridge is no longer the fuckslave he seemed to be at the beginning. Scharff winds up with his legs in a sling that wraps around his shoulders, and Jason crazy-fucks him while Scharff slurps O'Neal's dick. Fans of juicy pounding will not be disappointed; you can hear the wet smack of every thrust. O'Neal's money shot is a highlight (all over Ridge's back), making a virtual fountain flying four feet in the air.

Next up, muscle stud Alex Fuerte in harness, leather jockstrap, and a leather eye-mask is found bound to a spiderweb made of chain link, and he's being smacked and spat on by Marcos David (in a very flattering leather codpiece) wielding a riding crop. Fuerte moans in what sounds like genuine ecstasy; one wonders if he suggested this scene himself, he seems to be enjoying it so much. Soon Marcos is slobbering over Fuerte's super-fleshy, dripping foreskin and munching on his ass (and once again every slurp is heard.)

Strangely perhaps, when Fuerte untangles himself from the spiderweb, it's Marcos David who gets bent over and plowed. Fuerte definitely knows how to fuck an ass, and David definitely enjoys it. Fuerte's Superman looks and ripped body — not to mention the sight of his heavy balls slapping in near-perfect rhythm against David's upturned hole — make this the fuck scene to beat.

Next Christoph Scharff is roaming around Dungeonworld (really San Francisco's The Power Exchange, the credits tell us) and spots handsome Jason Kingsley drinking a beer. Kingsley nods to Scharff and then wanders over to blond stud Thom Barron, who happens to be seated in a leather harness and a leather jock with his deliciously fat dick and huge nuts hanging out. (I think I know what I want for my birthday: Thom Barron.) Kingsley's red lips plainly cannot get enough of Barron's cock, and he seems to lose himself in a magical dreamworld sucking it. Barron makes Kingsley suck his balls, and if you like Barron's balls, and I really, really do, it's a highlight.

Scharff then shows up and also can't keep his mouth off Barron's cock. Both boys take turns holding it for one another and sucking, and Barron spends time making out with one and then the other when they come up for air.

The three soon wind up in a frenzy of ass-pounding, all getting fucked at one point or another, before Barron decides he needs to sit on a well-lubed, fire hydrant-sized dildo slathered in Elbow Grease. Barron looks like he's going to die of pleasure, but the other two, standing around jacking off, look a bit puzzled. Basically, if you like seeing blond studs impale themselves on fire hydrant-sized dildos, this segment will be your dream cum true. And as bonus, for fans of cum-eating, all three guys then jerk off into their hands and slurp down their own loads before heading off into the dungeon-sunset.

Next up is quite a surprise: Arpad Miklos speaks! Yes, I know he's spoken before once or twice, but here he talks a lot of shit as he orders Enzo Grimaldi to lick his boots in his heavily-accented (Greek?) voice. Enzo's tongue slowly works its way up Arpad's leg and to his leather jock, Arpad ordering him around all the while, and once again there is a lot of focus on the nuts.

Incidentally, Arpad Miklos' nuts are really big! I don't think I ever noticed before, probably because his penis is so unusually long it's distracting. Enzo swallows Arpad's anaconda while occasionally pulling away to angrily spit at it — spitting being the new thing, if you haven't gotten the memo. On the upside, this qualifies as one of the more slobbery blowjobs in recent memory.

Handsome Enzo is soon riding Arpad's cock, then finds himself in a sling. He seems a little like he's in pain, but maybe he's just on that fine line the Divinyls sang about. Heavy eye contact through much of the fucking gives this scene quite an intensity, and I came away with the impression that Enzo would like to see Arpad again, and perhaps have ten million of his babies.

In the final scene of the regular edition, stiff-cocked Troy Punk finds himself on his knees, slurping away at Kirk Ziegler's uncut bratwurst. Kurt's smooth skin and perfect body are to die for, and he apparently feels the same about Troy Punk, as he roughly grabs the hairy sub at one point and begins making out with him, then ducks down to expertly suck on Troy's refreshingly average-sized dick. Did these guys throw director Scarborough a curve? Though Ziegler was wearing the leather cap at the beginning of the scene, signaling "dominance,", he can't seem to pull himself off Troy's red-blond member, and is like a man possessed.

Eventually, of course, he is somehow pulled away long enough to plow Troy Punk doggy style, while Troy expresses rhythmic groans of semi-satisfaction as Ziegler yanks his harness from behind. Punk seems more impressed with the fucking when Ziegler puts him on his back, and Troy eventually shoots an intense and thick load all over his fuzzy body. (Incidentally, it's nice to see he hasn't clipped it to an eighth of an inch as most guys do in porn. He's hot fuzzy.)

Caveat emptor (that means "buyer beware") — you will only get to see Owen Hawk and Marcos Pirelli if you get your hands on the Director's Cut Two-Disc Set of Skuff 3, since they're in a bonus orgy scene on that disc only, and it's a hot one.

The scene opens with Owen Hawk chained up creepily, Hannibal Lecter-like, in the middle of an empty cell, when Thom Barron and superdicked Jason Kingsley arrive to pull him out, presumably for some Abu Ghraib-like torture. Owen begins screaming in a high-pitched, tormented way reminiscent of a damned soul in Hell. It gave me the willies.

But then Owen seems fine when he's put on his knees to sword-swallow both Barron and Kingsley in turn, proving that he is indeed a consummate professional; those cocks are like baseball bats. Much as I enjoy a big dick, Owen's job here is a little daunting. (Or maybe a big daunting.) Luckily, they all soon switch up and Owen gets his own cock sucked by Thom Barron, but has to wear a piece of duct tape over his mouth to remain suitably submissive. Meanwhile Jason Kingsley chows down on Barron's blond ass.

After some more fucking, perverted Steven Scarborough pulls his final trick from his sleeve: this entire time, "Piss Pig" Marcos Pirelli has been in storage in a garbage can (think "The Gimp" from Pulp Fiction), and is now dragged out so that the other boys can drench him with their piss. And drench him they do; they all must have come directly from Beer Bust.

After Piss Pig is washed off, Barron fucks him and Kingsley fucks Owen Hawk, who I think I am officially naming World's Best Bottom, as he forcefully insists — nay, demands — that Kingsley fuck him harder and harder and harder. Then the Piss Pig becomes the Cum Pig as the scene reaches its conclusion: the other three all gather around him and dump their sizable loads on him as he kneels on the prison floor.

In summary, Skuff 3 gave me about 18 boners, and if doesn't do the same for you, something is seriously wrong. Maybe you are watching the video upside-down.

DVD Bonus Features (Hardcore Director's Cut Two-Disc Set): 5-Scene Full-Length Feature, Bonus Hardcore Scene, Fuck Compilation, Cumshot Compilation, XXX Galleries, XXX Trailers.

Starring Hot House Exclusives: Alex Fuerte, Kirk Ziegler, Enzo Grimaldi

Starring: Jason Ridge, Thom Barron, Christoph Scharff, Arpad Miklos, Troy Punk, Owen Hawk, Marcos David, Marcos Pirelli, Jason Kingsley, Collin O'Neal.

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