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Muscle Up!	COLT

Director: John Rutherford
Reviewed by: Louis
3/10/2005 comments link

Muscle Up! will be remembered as the film where COLT Studio went multicultural. Not that they haven't always had a mix of different stars — but this movie is the tipping point that truly reflects the American melting pot. There are Italians Carlo Masi and new guy Pierro Sias, Spaniard Edu Boxer, French-Canadian Dave Angelo, Asian-American Lee Young, African-American Adam Dexter, Australian Mike Dasher, and Canadian bodybuilder Roger Danik.

Oh, then there's also regular-ol' American Chris Wide — "named 'Wide' for his shoulders," the press release tells us coyly. Yeah, right!

Muscle Up! is a warm, summery release meant to melt the winter snow. It's set in the desert resort of La Posada in Palm Springs. And judging how tan (sunburned?) Carlo Masi is on the cover, the COLT Men got to spend a lot of time soaking up the rays!

Carlo opens the movie poolside, strutting out onto the hot cement in a black Speedo with a walk that would turn every head at any regular swimming establishment. Mike Dasher barely registers a glance, but he's playing it cool. Luckily, he gets his opening handed to him, since the hugely-muscled Masi needs some help reaching the middle of his back with suntan oil. Tsk, Carlo — I've said it before and I'll say it again — muscle counts, but so does flexibility!

Carlo Masi, Toned & Ready (© COLT Studio)

Of course, why Masi also has trouble reaching his ass is more of a mystery. Dasher rubs Masi's shelf-like globes with enough Hawaiian Tropic to fry several pounds of potatoes. Somehow Masi's uncut dick pops out of his shorts, and it's quickly taken into Dasher's waiting mouth.

The two begin a leisurely session that is quite obviously taking place in hot sun. If you weren't overheated from the sex alone, as Dasher continues to give Masi's cock and balls a thorough working-over with his tongue, you will be by the very temperature of things.

Thoroughly versatile Masi returns the favor, and the two get into a double-suck that's hot enough to melt the chaise lounge they're lying on. But Dasher's not going to go without getting fucked by Masi — that's obvious — so Masi does top honors in a surprisingly energetic fuck for two such big guys. These hunks can move fast when they want to — especially their pelvic regions. And like the dinosaurs, I think Dasher must have a second brain somewhere above his ass that controls the lower part of his body; his butt definitely has a mind of its own, and I think that mind was trained as an acrobat.

After the two shoot rivers all over themselves, they abandon the pool area to tattooed Dave Angelo and his very eager bottom Lee Young. Lee looks like he can barely restrain himself as the masculine Angelo makes love to him, well, the way a man makes love to a woman. But in a hot way. It's never in doubt who's going to wind up on top in this pairing, but maybe that's just because I've seen Dave Angelo in other films and have never known him to bottom — especially for a five-foot Asian boy.

No matter, it's a turn-on watching Angelo take control of the trim and eager Young, slowly stripping him of his Speedo, opening up his ass and eating it thoroughly. Angelo has his eyes closed much of the time, indicating, to me at least, that he's lost in the passion of an encounter he seems to be very much enjoying. He even strips off Young's Speedo and gives it a very deep sniff.

Young winds up bent-over-backwards to please the powerful top, and from the looks of it, Angelo can't decide whether he wants to keep fucking all day, or shoot his load deep into Young's ass. (In a condom, of course!) Too bad the Sun Gods chose to make the second part of this scene a little overcast; well, maybe the cloud covering acted like a little bit of extra SPF, preventing Angelo and Young from getting burned like Masi. One more thing: Angelo's orgasm is one of the most intense I've seen onscreen in a long time, giving new meaning to the term "beast with two backs." Look for it.

Finally it's time for my favorite in this film, Chris Wide, to stand around the lawn area of the resort massaging himself. Luckily, Roger Danik is also standing around the lawn area — massaging himself. Don't you just love it when a plan cums together?

Roger has earned his online name, "Big Roger," as his shoulders are massive and his pectorals are globes, perfectly sized for the massive scaffolding that the rest of his torso provides.

Chris Wide (© COLT Studio)

Chris Wide is looking extra hunky as well; I swear, when he shows off a flexed bicep, it's not a round little thing like you or I have; it's a Matterhorn-shaped object somewhere between a grapefruit and a football in size. In addition to his ab-solutely perfect torso, Wide's legs are looking especially well-toned (and big). And speaking of dinosaurs — in a good way — these guys are both so big they don't walk, they lumber, as when Wide carefully crosses the lawn to hook up with Danik. All I can say is, muscle fetishists had better be on high alert when this video hits the shelves; buy or reserve a copy now if not sooner!

Chris Wide's Matterhorn-Like Bicep
(© COLT)

Alas, nobody gets plowed here, just a jackoff and lots of making out. But considering the looks these guys are giving each other, I wouldn't be surprised to see this pairing occur again. In fact, I'd be willing to bet it already has, off camera!

The resort's hot tub is the setting for a romp between muscley Adam Dexter — who, judging by the normally-quieter Carlo Masi's moans and groans, really knows how to suck a dick. Since he's already fulfilled his top duties for the day, Masi bottoms out in a big, and very vocal way for Dexter's impressive piece. He can't stop shouting, groaning, and moaning, while the extra-cool Dexter lies there and lets Masi do all the work bouncing on his cock. The intensity is palpable. Masi stays hard the whole time, his big dick flopping around as his ass gets pumped.

There's something a little hotter when a top gets fucked, you know? Highlight: an especially good shot of Masi sitting on Dexter's dick where you get to see just how V-shaped he is. I'd take another screen shot, but I don't want COLT to get mad; you might have to watch the movie for that one.

Finally, director John Rutherford reprises the underwater camera shots that were acclaimed in the director's Reload ("porn's first underwater cum shot!") We switch between a bird's-eye and an Aquaman's-eye view of hairy stud Edu Boxer and sexy discovery Pierro Sias in the pool as they slurp each other's very clean (chlorinated, in fact) dicks. Especially hot: Edu sitting on the edge of the pool while Pierro sucks him off and jacks off underwater. Edu later fucks the very willing Pierro who practically cums while getting what looks like the boning of his life.

I hereby nominate COLT to do a movie called "Edu on Top," where Boxer fucks everyone in sight! And aside from that, I just realized I watched an entire porno that contained not one fast-forwardable scene. Could this be a new world's record? Kudos to COLT!

Starring COLT Men Exclusives: Carlo Masi, Mike Dasher, Adam Dexter, Chris Wide, Dave Angelo, and Edu Boxer.

Starring COLT Men: Roger Danik ("Big Roger"), Pierro Sias, Lee Young.