Chain Of Command Review

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Chain of CommandUnzipped Video
Director: Doug Jeffries
Reviewed by: Patrik Fox
6/21/2005 comments link

I've always been against military recruiters — Hell, I even signed a petition against them just this afternoon down on the street corner near my house! But something tells me that Chain of Command, from Unzipped Video starring insatiable Owen Hawk might propel me toward the nearest registry so I can sign myself up.

Actually, though, director Doug Jeffries avoids any genuine patriotism by setting up the story so that it's a fantasy rather than sexy American reality.

Poor Owen! Working at a greasy spoon diner sure isn't his idea of a dream job. His boss treats him cruelly and he doesn't find the daily satisfaction that he desperately craves. "I wonder what it's like in the ROTC," he wonders to a friend aloud after watching the attractive "Tyler" (Tim Rusty) walk by outside — and his fantasy becomes ours.

In a dirty military men's room sits the tan, built Brad Benton. Muscles bursting from his Army-green shirt sleeves, he hungrily eyes the statuesque Tyler as he stomps in to mop the filthy floor. Brad sits on a toilet, stroking his powerful and large cock, eyeing Tyler through a convenient glory hole. Soon Brad's girth catches the dutiful attendant's eye, and one thing leads to another in a classically portrayed Army glory hole scenario. Brad Benton's dick juts through the black wooden stall like a big, meaty sword to part Tyler's greedy lips. The barrier becomes too stifling for the hormonal soldiers, and soon they encounter one another face-to-face, resulting in a downright slamming regimen of dick-slapping ass-play and a climactic fuck scene atop the dirty commode. This scene uses every restroom sex cliché to the maximum, and anyone who loves military action will be abrasively fulfilled.

After seeing all this in his head, young Owen knows all he needs to know. He promptly decides to enroll in the Lockyer ROTC Academy. To his naive delight, his superior can hardly get through the new cadets' welcoming speech before he engages in a passionate lip-lock with the witnessing officer! As if Owen's not even there, the two commanders strip off each other's uniforms and service each other's impressive dicks. Owen is left to pleasure himself and admire the scene unfolding before him. Sitting with only his pants unzipped, Owen shows off his attractive rod in all of its deserved glory, pumping it with jealousy. The scene is flooded with an array of dirty talk, constant groans, and nasty commands. Film students would note a strong juxtaposition between the repressive militaristic setting and a very vocal, exaggerated sexual liberation here; I just think it's hot. The two officers take turns fucking each other on a high-ranked officer's desk while Owen sits shotgun to all of the sweaty action, purring commands and sexy taunts. Talk about getting an initiation!

"Being in the ROTC was really working out great," Owen muses. I'll say! While he's busy with a punching bag in a training room, a fight breaks out to a chaperoning official's (Nick Capra) chagrin. Nick sends all the boys out to the track for five miles of laps — "Except for you, Lieutenant," he tells hot-and-bothered Rod Barry, "I'm all over your ass." Cue music. Rod strips Nick of his wife-beater, exposing an Adonis-like torso, and immediately drops to his knees to service his gigantic manhood beneath his mesh jock. "Fuck you," he mumbles, and Nick barks back "That's fuck you, SIR!"

(The "Fuck you, sir!" line is clearly a staple of military-themed adult cinema. I would have been irritated had they not included it.)

Poor Rod's gag reflex interrupts his performance several times. Is that intentional? Capra dickslaps him furiously to teach him a lesson. He makes a series of bizarre jugular noises as he sucks on his commander's balls as well. There's definitely an element of ridicule to this scene of humiliation and subservience. Even as Nick Capra fucks Rod against the punching bag, his hollers and teases are borderline comedic — "Take my dick, you pussy-boy! Ass whore!" Yet I wouldn't be surprised to find this very type of bedroom talk in any ROTC camp around the country. The dialogue fits the setting — and it's fiercely hot, perhaps in spite of it, perhaps because of it. It certainly prevents the action from becoming mundane. "How does it feel to serve your country, boy?"

"It feels good, sir!"

But back to the story at hand: Owen Hawk's puppy love for Tim Rusty's brooding "Tyler" progresses after Tyler sticks up for him in a fight, but Tyler tells him to get lost! Owen's heartbreak is palpable, and makes one hope for some kind of happy resolution. Soon the two are in a classroom with some other trainees (Jay Verella and Markiz Baldwin, in their Unzipped Videodébuts). Bored, Owen pulls his dick out (that old trick?) and inspires a trend.

But wouldn't you know it, the boys get caught by muscley black instructor Duke Hunter, and are forced to stand in formation. Hunter commands them to suck his dick as punishment, and each other's while they're at it! Watching all these beautiful men, with their enticing stubble and shaved heads, service one another in macho choreography is mind-blowing. This immediately progresses into a full-blown classroom orgy in 0-60, concluding with an orgasm scene of monumental proportions! Uncle Sam would definitely be proud! By simultaneously glorifying and mocking the American military, Chain of Command somehow maintains a neutral tone toward the military in general. Whether you support your troops or despise Bush's War, you'll still be able to get off happy with this satiric and amusing army boy romp.

Starring: Owen Hawk, Tim Rusty, Rod Barry, Brad Benton, Nick Capra, Markiz Baldwin, Duke Hunter, Marcos Pirelli, Tom Slade, Brandon Lee and Hal O'Penyo

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