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Alabama TakedownTitan Media
Director: Joe Gage
Reviewed by: J Klink
3/11/2006 comments link

Alabama Takedown (Titan Media) concerns a "coupla good ol' boys who were making their way across the great state of Alabama, searching for that elusive pot of gold the best way they knew how."

Sound familiar? Kinda... but this time Bo and Luke Duke are Cliff Rhodes and Spencer Quest, and their names are Doc and Ben Sullivan. And the two have hatched a grand money-making scheme to set up wrestling tournaments around the great state of Alabama. (Wait, is Alabama really a great state? I suppose it's all relative — no pun intended!)

Their first stop is a greasy spoon where "young Caleb" — Bobby Williams — is a short-order cook. Bobby sees the flyer for the wrestling tryouts and he wants in.

But first... Damon DeMarco and a slightly grizzled Ken Mack hook up in a run-down boxing gym reminiscent of the place Hilary Swank learned to box in Million Dollar Baby, except minus the distracting local color. Damon is wearing a wrestling uniform that fits his basket very nicely. His bulge just about bursts through the fabric even before he's hard. Mack gives him something supposedly more discreet to wear, but his new satiny-blue spandex wrestling suit is just as revealing. Damon changes twice, and both times his dick is as rock-hard as his ass. It's one of those scenes of pre-sexual tension Joe Gage that is famous for, and it works.

The two wrestle for a while, though their hard-ons make that a little difficult. Eventually they shoot their wads by jerking off after quite a bit of oral on the mat.

But wait, there's more! Ken Mack bends Damon over the boxing ring and fucks him with a broom handle! Then he just plain fucks him. It's pretty hot, and Damon has a talent for staying rock hard through anything.

Next, Owen Hawk is visiting his friend Joey Milano in a trailer park. He brings with him a can of hash. "Maybe I'll fry us up some later!" Owen suggests that Joey try out for the Sullivan brothers' wrestling tournament. "I wish there was some way I could repay you," Joey says, in repsonse to the suggestion. Hm, now that you mention it...

This scene is very well filmed, and even the dialogue is delivered in a believeable way, which is typical of Joe Gage's directorial talent at work. In a nice touch, when Owen asks Milano to take down his pants, his underwear has a huge rip in it. People in Alabama trailer parks can't afford Calvin Kleins, you know!

There is sexual tension galore as Owen insists that Milano "get it hard." Soon they're sucking each other and when he works on Owen's dick, it's almost like Milano has somehow done this before! Surprisingly, or maybe not surprisingly, since Owen seems to be the one in control in the scene, it's Milano who winds up on top, as Owen insists on getting fucked. All in all, very hot, as Milano takes out a lot of hillbilly aggression on boyish Owen's ass.

But wait, there's more! After Milano cums, Owen pisses on him! Will trailer park kink never cease? It's surprisingly hot. The two boys are not done, and after eating Milano's ass for a while, Owen manages to slide his big dick inside Milano, who seems like he doesn't bottom very often, which makes their fuck all the hotter.

Meanwhile, two guys in baseball uniforms, whose name patches say Skeeter and Wally (Colby Keller and a cute, terrified-looking Zack Evans), are in a small house belonging to "Mr. Tucker" (Luke Montana) wrestling in preparation for the wrestling tournament. Mr. Tucker walks in just as they knock over a box containing his penis pump. Mr. Tucker suggests that they strip down to their underwear to practice their wrestling maneuvers. "I think you guys could go the distance!" Heavily involved in their wrassle, neither boy notices Montana strip his clothes off and begin pulling on his penis. The older wrestler gets in between the two and it becomes a three-way wrestle, with several hard erections popping out of boxer shorts.

Mr. Tucker eventually sits the boys down on the couch and sucks on Zack while Colby watches and jerks on his thick dick. Soon all three jerk off on the couch, Zack the most intensely. Mr. Tucker has a flabby, hairy chest and belly, and is a refreshing sight if you're tired to seeing perfect young porn bodies all the time. Colby Keller is a little doughy as well, but in a young, smooth, blondish way.

But that's just the beginning. Somehow Mr. Tucker gets Zack Evans to put his legs up in the air while Mr. Tucker fucks him. Zack isn't remotely hard but there's still something hot about it. Soon Keller takes over and he has considerably more energy, fucking poor Zack pretty damn hard, bringing him to an intense orgasm.

Soon it's time for Spencer Quest and Cliff Rhodes to set up the wrasslin' tournament. Blu Kennedy is the first contestant to show up. Cliff tells him they need to record his stats and give him a brief physical. Blu ends up getting hard during his weigh-in. "You're a little tight, kid," Cliff says, "Why don't you hop up on that table and see what I can work out. "Blu lies on a massage table and both Cliff and Spencer go to work on him.

Soon Blu is showing off his sucking skills on Cliff Rhodes' supersized dick while Spencer watches from the sidelines. He can barely get a third of it in his mouth. Cliff obviously turns on Blu since I don't think I've seen Blu that stiff before. Hot scene.

When it's finally time for the tournament, Bobby Williams shows up and wrestles Cliff Rhodes, with Spencer Quest acting as referee. It's not exactly a fair contest since Cliff is about a foot taller, but Bobby puts up more of a fight than you'd think. Eventually the round is called and young Bobby wins!

By now other contestants have shown up — Jon Galt, Jay Armstrong — and Cliff is taken out of the ring so that Armstrong can have a shot at Bobby, who is basically a wrestling Tasmanian devil (or was that Alabaman devil?) Eventually all pretense of wrestling is abandoned, the guys have all stripped, and full-scale fucking reigns. Cliff Rhodes nails Jon Galt while Bobby Williams slurps on Armstrong. Galt seems extremely impressed by the side of Rhodes' cock, if his high-pitched moans are any indicator. Spencer Quest watches. (He does a lot of watching in this movie.) Sucking follows (Armstrong sucking Rhodes, Bobby Williams sucking Jon Galt). I have to say I enjoy watching Rhodes get sucked, his dick is that amazing. Blu Kennedy joins the group again for some oral play as well.

Since Alabama Takedown clocks in at 4.5 hours, I'd wear out my fingers if I tried to describe everything that goes on here. One particularly hot moment: Blu Kennedy aggressively going to work pounding Spencer Quest into submission. Who knew he had it in him? As Spencer Quest puts it, "You know how to ride it, boy!"

Alabama Takedown is a modern Joe Gage classic, very highly recommended.

Starring: Cliff Rhodes, Blu Kennedy, Bobby Williams, Colby Keller, Damon DeMarco, Jay Armstrong, Joey Milano, Jon Galt, Ken Mack, Luke Montana, Owen Hawk, Zack Evans

DVD Extras: Behind the Scenes, 4 Additional Scenes, Hardcore Photo Sessions with the Cast, Cast Interview, Previews, Cumshots, Slideshow

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